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Aiiiii.

Journal Entry: Wed Apr 16, 2008, 1:37 PM
Tagged by :iconpaperkoekmario:
I've done this one before but somethings are different this time round.

1 . YOUR REAL NAME:
John Le Houérou.
WTF IS SO FUCKING HARD ABOUT THAT FUCKING NAME!!!!! >=-[ None of the teachers can say it or spell it >_________>

2 . YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
Johizzle.

3 . YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
Blue Sparrow.
Sweeeeet.

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
lehjo

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)
Burple* Water.
* Burple is that purpley blue colour.

6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)
Ohpahnrou.
wtf?

7.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name)
John Freda . . . or was it Louise . . . Dunno.

8.YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Odi.


That was weird.



And also.... THIS 100-QUESTION SURVEY.

Hundred Questions ( Also from :iconpaperkoekmario: )
1) Full Name: John Le Houérou.

2) Male/Female: Male.

3) Were you named after anyone:Yeah, From Gramps.

4) Does your name mean anything: Yes.

5) Nick Name(s): Johnny, That English Kid.

6) Who do you think you look like more: Dad.

7) Date of Birth: February 25, 1994

8) Place of Birth and Current Location: I was born in the General hospital in Jersey C.I. Now I'm in The Netherlands in Drenthe.

9) Nationality: British.

10) Astrology Sign: Picas.

11) Chinese Astrology: Dog :D

12) Religion: Nothing.

13) What's your favorite smell: Fuel, or grass, or school burning down.

14) Political Position:I'm only 14 dudes.

15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning: Water.

16) Hair+Eye color: Hair- Hair: In boiling Summer's it's light brown. Winter it's Black. Other times Dark Brown.

Eye- Dark Brown.

17) Do you look like anyone famous: Yes, Like the most famous person in the world.
Freaking Jesus ( Say's my mate ). ( LMAO I forgot how to spell it, I had to Google it XD )

18) What do you look like: Like Me.

19) Any unusual talents: Not really.

20) Righty, Lefty, or Ambidextrous: Righty.

21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other: Straight.

22) What do you do for a living: Wait to die.

23) What do you do for fun: Video games, Computer, Burning down school.

24) What Kind of material do you like to use: That kind.

25) What kind of materials would you like to work with: Are girls materials? XD

26) Have you met your grandparents: Yeah.

27) Boyfriend/Girlfriend: None >___________>

28) Crush: No one.

29) What celebrity would you date if you could: Dunno.

31) Favorite online Guy/Girl(s): To many.

32) Favorite place to be: My room.

33) Least favorite place to be: School.

34) Do you burn or tan: Tan.

35) Ever break a bone: Weirdly no o.O

36) What is your favorite cereal: Shreddies.
37) Person you cry with: No one.


Do You Have...

38) Any sisters: Nope.

39) Any brothers: No.

40) Any pets: Two cats.

41) An Illness: Apart from mental illness? :P

42) Pager: Nope.

43) A personal phone line: No.

44) A cell phone: Yes.

45) A visible birthmark: Nope.

46) A pool or hot tub: Neither.

47) A car: I'm only 14.


Decribe Your:

48) Personality: Dunno.

49) Driving: I don't drive!

50) Your clothing style: Billabong T-shirt, Jeans.

51) Room: Electronics!

52) What's missing: Money.

53) School: Boring.

54) Bed: Big :D

55) Relationship with your parents: Good.

56) Do you believe in yourself: Huh?

57) Do you believe in love at first sight?: Dunno.

58) Consider yourself a good listener: Sorry what was that? XD . . . Yes.

59) Have a future dream that you would like to share: Errrrrrrrrr No.


Do you:

60) Get Along with your parents: Yep.

61) Save your emails: Yeah.

62) Pray: Only for jokes . . . XD

63) Believe in reincarnation: I think so . . .

64) Brush your teeth twice a day: Yep.

65) Like to talk on the phone: Hell no.

66) Like to eat: Yep.

67) Like to exercise: Yeah I like Gym anyway.

68) Like to watch sports: No.

69) Sing in a car: What is it with you and cars!??!!

70) What is a dream that you have all the time: None really.

71) Dream in Color: Yes.

72) Do you have nightmares: No.

73) Sleep with a stuffed animal: No. Well a Tiger as a pillow.

74) Right next to you: A wall.

75) On your coffee cup: It's a glass.

76) On your mouse pad: Fellowes. :shrug:

77) Your favorite flavor of gum: . . . Mint.

78) Your brand of deodorant: Axe/Lynx Africa.
79) Your dream honeymoon spot: A place with no killer butterfly's.

80) Your dream wife/husband: A rich chick.

81) Hiding in your closest: Don't have one.

82) Under your bed: School books.

83) The name of your closest/best friend: Bas, Alex and Andy.

84) Your bad time of day: When I have to get up/move. xD

85) Your worst fear(s): To be murdered.

86) What's the weather like: Cloudy.

87) What's your favorite time of year: Summer I think.

88) Your favorite holiday: Summer ones.

89) A material weakness: Money.

90) The weirdest food or drink that you like: None.

91) The top of your "to do list": Judith, Alina, Tania, That hot chick on that show. XD

92) The hardest thing about growing up: *Bursts out laughing*

93) A pet you want: A chicken that vomits money.

94) Your scariest moment: Going to school. XD

95) Your attitude about love: Huh?

96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of the opposite sex: . . . Nothing. Nothing at all, They come to me xD

97) The worst feeling in the world: Don't know.

98) The Best feeling in the world: Being better than others, Shame you wouldn't know about that Bas, hmm XD

99) Who sent this to you: :iconpaperkoekmario:

100) I tag . . . Err you, yes you, now piss off and make it, NOW!

Note: DRY BONES* IS AWESOME!, Why doesn't anyone like him >__>

*From Mario.
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--The only person I know in real life who is on dA--
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  • Mood: Amused
  • Listening to: Hate to say I told you so - The Hives.
  • Reading: Nothing.
  • Watching: Fraiser.
  • Playing: Mario Kart Wii. 8D
  • Eating: Crackers.
  • Drinking: Nothing.

Devious Information

  • MSN
    omgitsjohnny-@hotmail.com
  • Current Age: 14 (25/02/94)
  • Current Residence: Jersey C.I. and The Netherlands.
  • Print preference: Paper
  • Interests: Things that can be used to burn schools.
  • Favourite movie: Ace Ventura.
  • Favourite band or musician: Yours.
  • Favourite genre of music: Most of them.
  • Favourite artist: The one that will sleep with me.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Darren O'Shaughnessy ( Darren Shan )
  • Favourite photographer: Him, yeah him.
  • Favourite style of art: Porn 8]
  • Operating System: Windows XP.
  • MP3 player of choice: One that works.
  • Shell of choice: She sells sea shells by the sea shore ~
  • Wallpaper of choice: Billabong wallpaper.
  • Skin of choice: One that keeps blood in.
  • Favourite game: Zelda: Twilight Princess and Fire Emblem: Path Of Radiance.
  • Favourite gaming platform: Wii or N64.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Eric Cartman.
  • Personal Quote: If it's not funny, It's for fags.
  • Tools of the Trade: Pyama gangster powers.

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Devious Comments

~vampiro-john-e:iconvampiro-john-e: 3 days 9 hours ago
No probs.

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~Risteing:iconRisteing: 3 days 10 hours ago
Thanks for Fav

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~Ishakak:iconIshakak: 3 days 13 hours ago
Thanks for the fav on Working Class Hero

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~vampiro-john-e:iconvampiro-john-e: 4 days 6 hours ago
:eyepopping: Dude.
Don't lick me Mr. I Random Devianted on my own page.

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*Fizmaester:iconFizmaester: 4 days 9 hours ago
I present to you an elegant :licking:

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~vampiro-john-e:iconvampiro-john-e: 4 days 12 hours ago
No probs, Oh and thanks for the fav on Johnny Bean xD

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~Ishakak:iconIshakak: 4 days 12 hours ago
Thanks for the fav. on the WANTED Mr. Tinkertrain!

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~CamelHerderLover:iconCamelHerderLover: May 11, 2008, 4:56:59 PM
Thanks for the faves :D

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~vampiro-john-e:iconvampiro-john-e: May 9, 2008, 6:48:50 AM
No problem.

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~Demonate:iconDemonate: May 8, 2008, 2:34:17 PM
Hey Dude, Thanks for the first comment =]

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~ShimmiChan:iconShimmiChan: Apr 24, 2008, 12:52:49 PM
Thanks for the fave!

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*Cabyrus:iconCabyrus: Apr 11, 2008, 6:52:18 PM
Thanks a lot for the :+fav: =)
~CamelHerderLover:iconCamelHerderLover: Apr 5, 2008, 6:44:50 AM
Thanks for the fave :D

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*Cabyrus:iconCabyrus: Mar 29, 2008, 7:01:22 PM
Thanks for the fav!!!!
~CamelHerderLover:iconCamelHerderLover: Feb 24, 2008, 4:00:40 PM
Thanks for the fave :D

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*snow--skitty:iconsnow--skitty: Feb 22, 2008, 4:56:43 PM
Thanks for the :+fav: and comment`
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Sorry for the late reply ^^;

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~CamelHerderLover:iconCamelHerderLover: Feb 15, 2008, 1:44:16 PM
Thanks for the faves :D

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~Wii-girl:iconWii-girl: Feb 8, 2008, 7:56:46 AM
thanks for the fav ^^

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~McMitters:iconMcMitters: Feb 6, 2008, 1:41:52 PM
Thank you for the :+fav:!
~Mhowe-Sun:iconMhowe-Sun: Feb 5, 2008, 3:29:35 AM
Heyz:D thanks for favin:P
*LeahHimura24:iconLeahHimura24: Jan 27, 2008, 11:47:10 AM
Thanks for the fav.

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~vampiro-john-e:iconvampiro-john-e: Jan 25, 2008, 4:15:25 PM
No problem! It was really good.

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~Carrie-Tempest:iconCarrie-Tempest: Jan 25, 2008, 4:08:19 PM
Thank you very much for :+fav:'s :3 :love:

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~cash74:iconcash74: Jan 20, 2008, 11:23:31 AM Mood: Sociable
Thanks for the :+fav: 8-)
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~vampiro-john-e:iconvampiro-john-e: Jan 20, 2008, 3:11:39 AM
Yeah I noticed that, but anyway thanks for fixing it, now I don't have to click refresh to kill him =D and no problem about the fav.

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